Gone Squatchin'

Okay. Let me explain the title.
If you've never watched the show 'Finding Bigfoot', then you should start today.
Right now.
Because it just may be the most hilarious thing you've ever seen.
In my opinion, there is nothing more entertaining than watching a group of adults hike through the wilderness calling to 'Sasquatch'.
They make this sort of noise that resembles screaming mixed with off-key singing, and kind of sounds like a Tarzan yell.
My mom and I have come up with the brilliant idea of luring them to some woods in the southeastern part of my state and planting evidence the night they're out hunting. We might even throw in a few 'calls'.
Included in that idea is dressing my uncle in a gorilla outfit & having him follow them discreetly, breaking branches and 'calling' to them. We might be able to convince them it's a whole family of big foots.
I can just picture their excitement as they catch a glimpse of 'big foot' on their thermal camera. Pure gold.
Hey, who knows, we might even make it on TV!
Now I know these people put a lot of time and effort into finding this 'highly elusive' creature, *cough cough* not real *cough cough*
And they probably make a lot of money off the TV show. I just wonder where their intelligence has gone.
Among the group of avid 'big foot specialists' is a biologist. She doesn't believe in the 'Squatch the way the others do, and I can't help but laugh every time she proves one of their theories wrong.
They remind me of little kids and she's the teenager that rains on their parade and proves everything they believe in a lie. Like the tooth fairy, for example.
That's all I have to say for now.
But I do have a picture from the show.

I'll let you know if I find big foot any time soon.
Adios,
Rachel